How To: Act and not act on a first date

Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood gives you all the dos and don'ts of a first date. Hilarious video and a very attractive teacher.

Tips include:
- Don't look like a slob
- Don't Drink Too Much
- Don't Text Or Make Calls During The Date
- Don't Brag
- Don't Stare At Other Girls
- Don't Talk About Your Ex-Girlfriend
- Never Split The Bill: Don't Be A Cheapskate
- Don't Go In For The Kiss Unless You've Been Given Obvious Signals

Seems simple enough.