How To: Get a boyfriend with five steps

Learn how to get a boyfriend in five easy steps! First step is to talk to the boy you want. Not talking has been proven not to work! Step two is do not throw up. No matter how much you may want to, this is not the right way to go. Step three is to smile. Looking happy is appealing. Step four is to have a personality--no one wants to date a depressed emo kid. Step five is to get his number. Follow these easy steps to land the boy of your dreams in no time!