How To: Snag a trophy wife

Snag a trophy wife

Everyone wants to have a pretty young thing on their arm, but not everyone can get it. To secure perfect trophy wife of your dreams, you need to meet a few criteria. Check out this tutorial and learn the do's and don'ts of dating younger ladies.
You Will Need
• Steady, well-paying job
• Physical fitness
• Maturity
• Generosity
• Energy
• Practicality
• Surefire pick-up line (optional)

Step 1: Have a great job
Have a steady job that pays well. Anthropologically speaking, the main reason young women are drawn to older men is because they want to mate with someone who can provide for them and any children that may come along.

Step 2: Be in shape
Be in good physical shape. If you want her to be under a certain age, it helps if you don't look yours.

Step 3: Act your age
Don't look your age, but act your age. Part of your presumed appeal is that you won't behave like an immature jerk.

Step 4: Be generous
Be generous with her. She's bringing youth to the table. You need to bring cash.
A good pick-up line is, "May I take you to an expensive restaurant and buy you a pricey piece of jewelry afterwards?"

Step 5: Keep up with her
Once you've landed a young woman, make an effort to keep up with her. She's not going to want to sit home every night.

Step 6: Be real
Don't be surprised if she leaves you for a younger man. Women like a fresh face and buff bod, too.

Did you know? Women who marry older men have more children than those who marry younger ones.

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She gave the best reason to date why a woman would look at a man's financial status: to provide for her and any children she may have! This is the best response to the 'gold digger' stereotype I have ever com across! Smart Girl!

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