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How to Snag a trophy wife

Apr 11, 2010 01:02 AM
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Everyone wants to have a pretty young thing on their arm, but not everyone can get it. To secure perfect trophy wife of your dreams, you need to meet a few criteria. Check out this tutorial and learn the do's and don'ts of dating younger ladies.

You Will Need

• Steady, well-paying job

• Physical fitness

• Maturity

• Generosity

• Energy

• Practicality

• Surefire pick-up line (optional)

Step 1: Have a great job

Have a steady job that pays well. Anthropologically speaking, the main reason young women are drawn to older men is because they want to mate with someone who can provide for them and any children that may come along.

Step 2: Be in shape

Be in good physical shape. If you want her to be under a certain age, it helps if you don't look yours.

Step 3: Act your age

Don't look your age, but act your age. Part of your presumed appeal is that you won't behave like an immature jerk.

Step 4: Be generous

Be generous with her. She's bringing youth to the table. You need to bring cash.

A good pick-up line is, "May I take you to an expensive restaurant and buy you a pricey piece of jewelry afterwards?"

Step 5: Keep up with her

Once you've landed a young woman, make an effort to keep up with her. She's not going to want to sit home every night.

Step 6: Be real

Don't be surprised if she leaves you for a younger man. Women like a fresh face and buff bod, too.

Did you know? Women who marry older men have more children than those who marry younger ones.

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